My Pet Peeves:
Standing in line at the grocery store with a cart full of groceries. After waiting for 5 minutes to get up to the checker, she asks me: Did you find everything you need?
*Seriously? If I didn’t find everything I needed, would I be in line? Or... No, I actually have five more things on my list, here they are, can you please go get them for me?
My family of three walks into a restaurant, and up to the hostess stand. Will it be
three today?
*No, we have 18, can’t you see them? I KNEW we should have brought the hostess the extra pair of x-ray glasses!
Calling a doctors office. Receptionist: Can you hold please?
*Do I have a choice? They don’t even give you time to respond before putting you on hold. Why do they ask? Why not just say: hold please.
When someone says: You want me to be honest with you? Or...to be perfectly honest
with you...
*What, so you have been lying to me this whole time, and now you are going to start telling me the truth? Of course I want you to be honest with me you tool!
When my blond and brunette BFF say to me: I HAVE to lose this gut!
*These two 5‘7 beauty’s don’t even weigh 105 AFTER eating Thanksgiving dinner!!
People that allow their children to get obese.
*Nothing makes me sadder than a family of SEVERE obesity walking into a McDonalds and sitting down to have lunch. Let’s just say they don’t opt for the apples and milk. Why would you damage your children like that?
Servers that don’t clear off the table. Enough said.
Blue candy.
*Why? BLUE SHOULD NOT BE EATEN! Come on!
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