Q is for Quotes. I am running out of things to blog about. They are getting boring...and I am sorry. This has turned out to be quite the challenge. I thought I was a writer until I took on this challenge of writing every day. This is tough.
Some quotes that make me giggle.
- Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
- My husband and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and he agrees with me. Those of you that know the Chief, know just how true this is. The man is rarely wrong. As much as I hate it, it’s true. Rainman.
- You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says ‘After 300 feet, stop and let me out!’ I love this one because we always talk to ours like she is in the car with us. Mine is set to say, ‘Warning’ if I am going ten miles over. That witch yells at me the entire way to the mall. I know she is just jealous that she can’t get out with me. Or maybe she is sick of listening to Little Man talk so she feels the need to yell over him. Either way, it’s annoying as hell.
- What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? “Man Overboard!” This quote is the reason I don’t go in the ocean. You know my biggest fear is sharks. I will remind you...Sharks Post...OR...Key West
- I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.-Elayne Boosler This is brilliant.
- Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. Ain’t this the damn truth? Why would someone ruin a cookie by sticking raisins in them? DE-SCUST-ING! This is is bad as eating a carrot cake. Who the hell puts a vegetable in a cake mix and calls it dessert? I don’t get it.
- Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like! Good Lord. Love this. What is the deal with the pictures of yourself in front of the mirror with the fish face? I have a niece that take a picture of herself everyday and posts it. *Chief’s BFF: This DOES NOT mean you. You were ADORABLE showing off your new clothes!! I’m talking about the idiots that think they are hot shit and post bathroom pics every other day.
- Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself in public. This made me just LOL.
Okay, enough of this lame post. Courtney: 17 Me: -4 :(
No comments:
Post a Comment